Metal Monday

4.22.2024

Watching

I’m disappointed in America when I make it 37 years in life before I see the 1990 masterpiece Stone Cold. Amazing explosions, glorious squibs, beautiful half-naked women and motorcycle crashes. And that's just the first 10 minutes. Much like my infatuation with Hardcore Henry; Stone Cold was so fun to watch because I genuinely did not know what I was going to see next.

I spoke about this on my Letterboxd but this is almost a perfect movie.

There’s a free HD rip on YouTube so you have no excuse.

Reading

I’m rereading the Preacher comic series by Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon and thought it’d be fun to repost my Blogger review from 2012. Just for context: This was my last year of drinking.

It's hard to pin-point what Garth Ennis' critically acclaimed Preacher is all about. The series is an ode to 'The Greatest Generation', cowboys and war veterans. The series is a sharp knifed rebuttal against the disenfranchised self-loathing/indulging of the 80's and 90's. The series is a critique on modern religious super powers and it is also an eulogy to the self-made man of morals in a complicated world. I could tell you fifty more but what it all boils down to is that Preacher is damn good book.
Jessie Custer is a frustrated preacher in Texas. One day a supernatural being from Heaven inhabits his head, giving him the power of the 'Word of God.' When Jessie uses his power, no being -not even God himself- within earshot can do anything but obey his commands. This is the world created in the first few issues of the series. The dirty little trick and genius of Ennis' writing is that Jessie -in the entire 66 issue run of the series- uses that power less than 20 times. What is even more awesome as a reader, you don't even care.
Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon have created one of the most interesting and amazing cast of characters I have ever read. I really care about what is happening to each and every one. My palms sweat when a hero is in peril. My mind races when a villain, that I hate to love, is about to meet his doom. I pour over every sentence of back story, even for the most minor of side-characters. There is an entire 8 issue run, where none of the main-characters even show up.

 So what kind of stories do these characters get into? Well, to be simplistic, all the story arcs, including the main plot is about revenge. Characters forced into impossible situations by despicable villains and the reader squirms as the heroes somehow exact perfectly timed revenge.
No character embodies the book's motif of revenge better than the aptly named Saint of Killers. I don't think I'm alone when I say he is my favorite character and he has the best story. His plot line follows closely to that of Jessie's and (I might be alone when I say this) is the true Hero of the series. He is the ultimate cowboy. He is the self-made man, doing his duty. Imperfect? Yes. Conflicted? Not at all. Willing to kill God by using a complicated loop-hole that God himself unwittingly created just so he can have his revenge and rest at the throne of the almighty so as to be finally at peace? Oh hell yeah.

Just for fun, when you begin to read the Saint of Killer's origin story take a good look at the young guy the old man is speaking with. Then as you read watch the progression of the main antagonist's character art in the story. That's story telling genius that can only be pulled off in a comic book.
Now, I am in no way saying this book is perfect, it most definitely has its flaws.
-The first 7 issues are just ok. They do just enough to create the world until the real story telling begins.
-All major antagonists are deformed sexual deviants.
-It puts bestiality, pedophilia, and rape on the same level as homosexuality.
-A few -extremely rare- times some major plot holes are opened never to be resolved. (I can only think of one off the top of my head.)
-A few characters are never given the proper back story that is afforded to almost every other character.
Though the last two may be because the comic was obviously ended somewhat too soon. The first can be written off as Ennis not having a 'feel' for his creation that early in the series.  The villains being sexual deviants is boring and juvenile but even Spielberg uses this trope in his movies.
But to equate homosexuality to pedophilia?  Characters are hated and hate themselves for being gay. It's inexcusable and ignorant.

It's kind of a sad joke around the comics community that Preacher would make a good movie or mini-series. Considering it has been in development hell since 1998 and it's major theme is killing the Christian God, I'm inclined to believe it will be there for a long time1.
I'm also of the thinking that Preacher is already in it's best medium, preserving the pre-9/11 era and attitude in an extreme and somewhat backwards tale of revenge.
I highly recommend this book. If you're worried that I may have spoiled too much of the book with this article -trust me- I have not even scratched the surface. It would take me a 100 posts to even come close to spoiling this comic. I don't want to write a 100 posts on Preacher so go out and rent it, borrow it, steal it if you must but just read it!

Playing

Guess what? Single Player Tarkov (SPT) recently updated to support the latest version for Escape from Tarkov. This is a HUGE update adding a new map, quests and a vaulting mechanic that fundamentally changes the feel of movement in the game.

So yeah, I’m recommitted to another playthrough and it’s great. Which is all for the better since Tarkov proper is kind of a joke right now. Arena mode is a flop, the developers (BattleState Games) recently reneged on their promise to never sell micro transactions and basically refused to address the many other problems facing the game currently (Cheaters, audio issues etc.)

Now, I have no idea how hard it is to create a game like EFT from scratch in Unity that basically invented a new genre. I won’t even pretend to know what the best solutions are for the problems it faces but I will say that BSG’s aggressive stance against the SPT community equating it to cheating is not the solution.

When I bought EFT back in 2019 I paid $50. I played so much that by 2022 I upgraded to the deluxe edition with another $64. I have definitely gotten my $114 worth of entertainment out of Tarkov long before I even started playing SPT in mid 2023. Part of what I like about the SPT project is that it requires a legitimately purchased copy of Escape From Tarkov to work. So there are not any free-loaders playing or working on SPT. It is made by fans of the game to be played by fans of the game. Efforts to stop SPT by BattleState Games is just another example of habitual resource mismanagement.

Other Notables

1 Remember, this is 2012.